ClickMary Alice: "Bree Van de Kamp had a weekly routine she'd been following for years. She cleaned on Tuesdays. She paid her bills on Wednesdays. She did her laundry on Thursdays. And after these daily chores were completed, she would reward herself with a little drink. What Bree didn't know was this latest addition to her routine had been noticed by her friends. And it had now become part of their routine to discuss it."
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Gabrielle: "So just to be clear, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local gas 'n gulp, and she is going to make sure we're quality people?"
Carlos: "You don't need to answer that."
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Carlos: "Gaby, these pictures have to be wholesome. They gotta say 'these people will do a great job raising a child.'"
Gabrielle: "So?"
Carlos: "So, you're topless."
Gabrielle: "Yeah, but it's St. Barts and your hands are covering my naughty parts."
Carlos: "Do you mean the hand that's holding the tequila shot, or the one that's holding the Cuban cigar?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah, that was a good trip."
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Lynette: "So you want me to, uh, pitch you as parents?"
Gabrielle: "You're in advertising. You can do it. Just write us a character reference saying we're great with kids. Oh, this is for you."
Lynette: "Oh. Well, you don't have to bribe me. We're all friends here."
Gabrielle: "Keeping that in mind, would it also be okay if we were your kids' godparents?"
Lynette: "Oh! Uh, I guess."
Gabrielle: "Great and can we take some fake pictures to document it?"
Lynette: "I don't suppose you brought a corkscrew?"
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Nurse Hisel: "Time to check your blood pressure."
Susan: "Oh, sure. Oh, that's a little tight. Does it have to be that tight?"
Nurse Hisel: "Yes."
Susan: "Oh. Okay. Ow, ow. That's actually starting to be painful."
Nurse Hisel: "Really? That surprises me. I just assumed you were dead inside."
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Susan: "So, I guess we have the whole insurance thing worked out."
Nurse Hisel: "Oh! Don't worry about that. Please. Who am I to cast stones? I mean, heck, I didn't pass my nurse's exam. They didn't even ask me!"
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Mike: "Felicia, why are you here?"
Felicia: "Young Zachary and I didn't exactly part on the best of terms. In fact, when the weather's damp, I'm still reminded of our last good-bye. But forgive and forget. That's my motto. Macaroon?"
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Attorney: "There is nothing more important than family. And I think it's so unfair some are denied their god-given right to parent just because of a few sordid incidents in their past. Now I may have to explore some unconventional paths to find your child. I might even have to take action some might view as unsavory. But before I do, I need proof that the two of you are prepared to face the challenges ahead."
Gabrielle: "Twenty-thousand dollars. Is that proof enough for you?"
Attorney: "Yes, it is."
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Zach: "Go ahead. Feel all the rage you wanna feel. But if anything happens to him, I swear to god you are never gonna see me again."
Noah: "You only met me two minutes ago, and here you are, already blackmailing me. I couldn't be prouder."
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Dr. Cunningham: "Okay, ready to go here?"
Dr. Ron: "Yeah. Sure. Let's cut this bitch open."
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Bree: "Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic."
Andrew: "Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered."
Bree: "Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?"
Andrew: "Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?"
Bree: "Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be."
Andrew: "Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get."
Bree: "If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both."
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Mary Alice: "This is how Bree van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on Wednesdays, and did her laundry on Thursdays. But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting. A special meeting where she stood in front of people she didn't know and said things she didn't believe. And afterwards, Bree would come home and reward herself on the completion of another successful week."
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Gabrielle: "So just to be clear, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local gas 'n gulp, and she is going to make sure we're quality people?"
Carlos: "You don't need to answer that."
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Carlos: "Gaby, these pictures have to be wholesome. They gotta say 'these people will do a great job raising a child.'"
Gabrielle: "So?"
Carlos: "So, you're topless."
Gabrielle: "Yeah, but it's St. Barts and your hands are covering my naughty parts."
Carlos: "Do you mean the hand that's holding the tequila shot, or the one that's holding the Cuban cigar?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah, that was a good trip."
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Lynette: "So you want me to, uh, pitch you as parents?"
Gabrielle: "You're in advertising. You can do it. Just write us a character reference saying we're great with kids. Oh, this is for you."
Lynette: "Oh. Well, you don't have to bribe me. We're all friends here."
Gabrielle: "Keeping that in mind, would it also be okay if we were your kids' godparents?"
Lynette: "Oh! Uh, I guess."
Gabrielle: "Great and can we take some fake pictures to document it?"
Lynette: "I don't suppose you brought a corkscrew?"
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Nurse Hisel: "Time to check your blood pressure."
Susan: "Oh, sure. Oh, that's a little tight. Does it have to be that tight?"
Nurse Hisel: "Yes."
Susan: "Oh. Okay. Ow, ow. That's actually starting to be painful."
Nurse Hisel: "Really? That surprises me. I just assumed you were dead inside."
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Susan: "So, I guess we have the whole insurance thing worked out."
Nurse Hisel: "Oh! Don't worry about that. Please. Who am I to cast stones? I mean, heck, I didn't pass my nurse's exam. They didn't even ask me!"
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Mike: "Felicia, why are you here?"
Felicia: "Young Zachary and I didn't exactly part on the best of terms. In fact, when the weather's damp, I'm still reminded of our last good-bye. But forgive and forget. That's my motto. Macaroon?"
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Attorney: "There is nothing more important than family. And I think it's so unfair some are denied their god-given right to parent just because of a few sordid incidents in their past. Now I may have to explore some unconventional paths to find your child. I might even have to take action some might view as unsavory. But before I do, I need proof that the two of you are prepared to face the challenges ahead."
Gabrielle: "Twenty-thousand dollars. Is that proof enough for you?"
Attorney: "Yes, it is."
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Zach: "Go ahead. Feel all the rage you wanna feel. But if anything happens to him, I swear to god you are never gonna see me again."
Noah: "You only met me two minutes ago, and here you are, already blackmailing me. I couldn't be prouder."
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Dr. Cunningham: "Okay, ready to go here?"
Dr. Ron: "Yeah. Sure. Let's cut this bitch open."
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Bree: "Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic."
Andrew: "Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered."
Bree: "Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?"
Andrew: "Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?"
Bree: "Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be."
Andrew: "Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get."
Bree: "If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both."
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Mary Alice: "This is how Bree van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on Wednesdays, and did her laundry on Thursdays. But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting. A special meeting where she stood in front of people she didn't know and said things she didn't believe. And afterwards, Bree would come home and reward herself on the completion of another successful week."
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