ClickMary Alice: "The world is filled with unlikely friendships. Odd pairings that to the casual observer make absolutely no sense at all. But if you look closer, we can see why these alliances form. After all, a shared purpose can give even mortal enemies common ground."
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Susan: "Well, we were just wondering actually, we were curious about, uh..."
Edie: "What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite?"
Susan: "Yeah, that."
Bree: "Excuse me?"
Edie: "Well from the day that dead body showed up nobody was yelling, ‘Oh, the Applewhites are involved,’ louder than you. And then the next thing we know you are having Betty over for poker? What gives?"
Susan: "She makes it sound like we’re angry and we’re not angry."
Edie: "I’m a little angry."
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Edie: "What a bitch!"
Susan: "Edie, can you...?"
Edie: "I was sugar coating it!"
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Father Crowley: "Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone. This is Xiao Mei."
Carlos: "She’s the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett."
Gabrielle: "Oh, the slave. Wow, looks well-fed."
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Carlos: "You know who you are, Gaby? You’re the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn."
Gabrielle: "Well, they should have called ahead."
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Bree: "When I was young, my stepmother told me that I very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world."
Danielle: "So?"
Bree: "So take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal."
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Susan: "Hi. I need an operation on my spleen and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?"
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Edie: "All we have to do is find a guy who is willing to marry you. You know, come to think of it, a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all."
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Carlos: "What, so you don't get what you want, you just walk off and pout?"
Gabrielle: "Oh, this isn't about me. This is about our great nation and I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for and help spread the ideals and values of the United States of America."
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Susan: "Why would you need a fake bride?"
Gary: "I'm gay and I've never come out to my mother."
Susan: "Really?"
Gary: "Yeah. At first, I just didn't want to upset her. Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis, and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut, then one day nature would take its course and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene."
Susan: "So what changed?"
Gary: "She told me at her eighty-first birthday party last month the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married."
Susan: "Oh. Oh, so by marrying me..."
Gary: "Yeah, I'd get my inheritance that much sooner."
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Gabrielle: "You like nice things? That's why I think you're stupid, for not wanting to stay here. You could be around my nice things all the time, taking care of them...how fun would that be?"
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Gabrielle: "It's okay. Glad you like it. You can brush my hair."
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Steven: "You said she was sick."
Gary: "She is. She has a wandering spleen."
Steven: "It sounds nothing like cancer. It doesn't even sound real."
Susan: "Well, it is. I could die."
Steven: "You look fine to me, honey."
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Gary: "What is it gonna take to make you happy? Not go through with the wedding? Is that what you're asking?"
Susan: "Oh, oh! No, no, stop right there. Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched in Holland more than anyone, with the tulips and the clogs in front of a windmill, the whole shebang. But unless I get this surgery, my spleen is going to slam straight into my heart and explode. So, you know, seeing as I am just a nice person and I always support gay rights, let's just do this. And then I'll have a husband and insurance. Nobody gets hurt."
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Karl: "So, what do you say? Will you marry me, Susan Mayer? Again?"
Susan: "What the hell?"
Karl: "Cool!"
Susan: "What are we gonna do about Edie?"
Karl: "We can't tell her."
Susan: "She'd kill us both."
Karl: "It'll be our little secret."
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Carlos: "Please don't tell me you're crying just because you can't have the maid you want."
Gabrielle: "Carlos, she wouldn't have been just a maid. She would have been the best damn maid ever."
Carlos: "God, you're pathetic."
Gabrielle: "Shut up."
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Mary Alice: "The world is filled with unlikely friendships. How do they begin? With one person desperately in need and another willing to lend a helping hand. When such kindness is offered, we're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off. And before we know it, a bond has formed, regardless of whether others can understand it. Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day. No one understands this more than the lonely. In fact, it's what they count on."
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Susan: "Well, we were just wondering actually, we were curious about, uh..."
Edie: "What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite?"
Susan: "Yeah, that."
Bree: "Excuse me?"
Edie: "Well from the day that dead body showed up nobody was yelling, ‘Oh, the Applewhites are involved,’ louder than you. And then the next thing we know you are having Betty over for poker? What gives?"
Susan: "She makes it sound like we’re angry and we’re not angry."
Edie: "I’m a little angry."
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Edie: "What a bitch!"
Susan: "Edie, can you...?"
Edie: "I was sugar coating it!"
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Father Crowley: "Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone. This is Xiao Mei."
Carlos: "She’s the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett."
Gabrielle: "Oh, the slave. Wow, looks well-fed."
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Carlos: "You know who you are, Gaby? You’re the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn."
Gabrielle: "Well, they should have called ahead."
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Bree: "When I was young, my stepmother told me that I very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world."
Danielle: "So?"
Bree: "So take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal."
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Susan: "Hi. I need an operation on my spleen and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?"
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Edie: "All we have to do is find a guy who is willing to marry you. You know, come to think of it, a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all."
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Carlos: "What, so you don't get what you want, you just walk off and pout?"
Gabrielle: "Oh, this isn't about me. This is about our great nation and I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for and help spread the ideals and values of the United States of America."
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Susan: "Why would you need a fake bride?"
Gary: "I'm gay and I've never come out to my mother."
Susan: "Really?"
Gary: "Yeah. At first, I just didn't want to upset her. Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis, and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut, then one day nature would take its course and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene."
Susan: "So what changed?"
Gary: "She told me at her eighty-first birthday party last month the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married."
Susan: "Oh. Oh, so by marrying me..."
Gary: "Yeah, I'd get my inheritance that much sooner."
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Gabrielle: "You like nice things? That's why I think you're stupid, for not wanting to stay here. You could be around my nice things all the time, taking care of them...how fun would that be?"
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Gabrielle: "It's okay. Glad you like it. You can brush my hair."
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Steven: "You said she was sick."
Gary: "She is. She has a wandering spleen."
Steven: "It sounds nothing like cancer. It doesn't even sound real."
Susan: "Well, it is. I could die."
Steven: "You look fine to me, honey."
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Gary: "What is it gonna take to make you happy? Not go through with the wedding? Is that what you're asking?"
Susan: "Oh, oh! No, no, stop right there. Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched in Holland more than anyone, with the tulips and the clogs in front of a windmill, the whole shebang. But unless I get this surgery, my spleen is going to slam straight into my heart and explode. So, you know, seeing as I am just a nice person and I always support gay rights, let's just do this. And then I'll have a husband and insurance. Nobody gets hurt."
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Karl: "So, what do you say? Will you marry me, Susan Mayer? Again?"
Susan: "What the hell?"
Karl: "Cool!"
Susan: "What are we gonna do about Edie?"
Karl: "We can't tell her."
Susan: "She'd kill us both."
Karl: "It'll be our little secret."
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Carlos: "Please don't tell me you're crying just because you can't have the maid you want."
Gabrielle: "Carlos, she wouldn't have been just a maid. She would have been the best damn maid ever."
Carlos: "God, you're pathetic."
Gabrielle: "Shut up."
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Mary Alice: "The world is filled with unlikely friendships. How do they begin? With one person desperately in need and another willing to lend a helping hand. When such kindness is offered, we're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off. And before we know it, a bond has formed, regardless of whether others can understand it. Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day. No one understands this more than the lonely. In fact, it's what they count on."
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22.08.2006 в 11:57-
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22.08.2006 в 12:08unusual priceless nonsense да, круто она её обрезала
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23.08.2006 в 16:07