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Из серии, которая была в четверг:

Episode 02.13 - "There's Something About A War"

Mary Alice: "If there is one thing Edie Brit understood, it was the nature of war. After two failed marriages and countless rocky romances she had learned that love was a battlefield, and the easiest way to survive the carnage was total surrender. But the day comes for every soldier when she must take a stand. And fight. You see, when it came to men, Edie had a battle plan all her own. Yes, Edie Britt understood the nature of war. She also knew to the victor go the spoils."







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Bree: "Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding under your bed?"







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Carlos: "Sure. I’d have invited you to the house but the place is real pigsty."

Sister Mary: "Carlos, I’m a nun, not a moron. I know Gabrielle despises me."







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Lynette: "Hey, I got great news. We just landed the Black’s Frozen Yogurt account."

Tom: "Really! They loved the pitch?"

Lynette: "The talking cows rocked their world."

Tom: "Hey, how did they like my prison Bull Clinton idea?"

Lynette: "Ah, well I rewrote some of the stuff we worked on, but you know, essentially it's the same and they ate it up."

Tom: "That is fantastic."

Lynette: "Yeah and Ed said we can finally afford to hire another executive."

Tom: "Terrific. Tell me, did they like the promotion plan sponsoring the cow tipping contest?"

Lynette: "Ah, well, the pitch was running long, so we cut a few things."

Tom: "I’m just glad they loved my idea."

Lynette: "Well, to be fair..."

Tom: "Did they like the Hugh Heftner and the Play cows?"

Lynette: "They're calling me in for a meeting. I gotta go. Love you. Bye."







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Parker: "So, who won the fight?"

Tom: "We weren't fighting, Mommy's just letting daddy know where he stands."







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Father Crowley: "How long has it been since your last confession?"

Gabrielle: "Who cares? Father, it's me."



Gabrielle: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "How long since your last confession?"

Gabrielle: "Mm, not that long ago. Look, I sorta told a fib, so how many ‘Hail Marys’ is that gonna set me back?"







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Danielle: "You wanted all this to blow up in my face."

Bree: "Oh, honey, why would I want that?"

Danielle: "Because you're jealous that my life's just getting started and yours is over."

Bree: "Danielle, that's ridiculous, sweetheart."

Danielle: "Daddy's dead. You drove your boyfriend to suicide. You're getting older by the minute, and soon you'll be so dried up and bitter that no man will ever want to touch you ever again."

Bree: "Danielle!"

Danielle: "And now you're determined to ruin my life so I have to stay with you here and keep you company while you turn into an old fossil."

Bree: "All I ever wanted was for you to be happy."

Danielle: "Don't just want it. Make it happen."







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Dr. Ron: "I've never taken out a spleen before. But believe me, it's no big deal. Spleen, gallbladder, it's all the same."

Susan: "Okay, red flag! See, I didn't go to medical school, but I’m thinking, not all the same."







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Susan: "But I gotta be honest, the fact that you can't even cut that steak isn't helping."

Dr. Ron: "That's not fair. You overcooked it, and, frankly, it's not the freshest meat."

Susan: "Well, neither am I. I've got thirty-five years on that cow."







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Mary Alice: "Everyone understands the nature of war. We also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt. Some, when faced with a bloody battle, simply give in. But for some, surrender is unacceptable. Even though they know it will be a fight to the death."